109: Hospel (The Tolodot Yeshu)

Merry Christmas, Theophiloi! And before you say anything, keep in mind that we can do our Christmas episode whenever we want, because like Ebeneezer Scrooge himself, your humble Sons of Thunder keep the spirit of Christmas in our hearts year round. Alas, the same cannot be said of the authors of this episode's text, a hostile gospel read by some persecuted medieval Jewish communities on Christmas Eve. Be advised, it gets pretty wack, even by our stanadards, but in exactly the ways you expect things to get on this show. Topics of Discussion: Living free in 5783; traipsing Hannibal-style; gift of the LEGO-gi; The Punisher, you know, for kids!; drinking about Jesus; fun things to do with secular books; Jesus enacts a scene not in a movie; going full beast mode; the bizarro Pete Best; Tom from MySpace Question Mark?; Yung Jeezy; nature’s pocket; trick equality; robot greenies; unspeakable DragonBall sins; Jesus pulls a Balder, but not like that; a bit that got out of hand. Apocrypals is edited by Editorial Deacon Lucas Brown. Hymnal: “Walk” by Pantera, “Edge of Glory” by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church  (https://www.youtube.com/user/Principal45) Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/apocrypals?ref_id=18246  Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. Heck 12. Isaiah 54:17