Bugged offices, samurai swords, and a life raft

Why Thomas Tuchel is a breath of fresh air, why you'd rather be in Fulham's position than Newcastle's, why days off are the greatest compliment a manager can give a player, and why trying to keep things secret in football isn't worth the hassle. All discussed by Alan Hutton and Stephen Warnock as they look ahead to Chelsea against Manchester United and Fulham look to maintain their momentum against Palace. And what does Steve intend to do with the life raft in his broadcasting room at home?