All Non-Tokyo River Cruises are Garbage. Here's the order in which they are garbage.

In this episode we talk a look at the recent ranking of which Japanese cities you can settle for, if you're not good enough for Tokyo, and Ollie and Bobby talk about the difficulties of performing with a certain type of Japanese entertainer, and dealing with being boxed in as a foreigner, especially linguistically. Plus Ollie recommends a river cruise that really illustrates the greatest paradox of "Ninja Tourism," and Bobby tells us how this year's River Cruise Mascot Character Design Contest is really going overboard to promote River Cruise Safety.