S2 Ep29: The White Lotus Which is Really The Four Seasons

John and Carmen spend most of this episode talking about a piece of television that is more important than anything you've ever done or will do with your life. Seriously. You think you're important? "The White Lotus" television series program is right now saving the world while you sit there with your puny genitals in your hand crying into your soup. Just kill yourself. But before you do, listen to this episode, it's great!