S4 Ep37: Happy Birthday, Our Ass

It's Carmen's birthday! John gave Carmen an intimate gift: the privilege of picking him up after his recent colonoscopy. The pair get into the ins and outs of colons including an incredible anecdote about how technology helps us to be disgusted, quicker. Then mortality is discussed. But don't distress, for there is a movie review of Netflix's "The Menu" followed by John's telling of the one time he ever waited tables in his life. Oh and then there's a second movie review! This time of "M3gan." This one was actually seen in a real live movie theater - you'll want to check this out just to hear what moment scared the duo the most. Also: do you smell? Well, don't worry if you do, because this episode contains a fake commercial about a fake product that will do nothing to help you so actually, yeah, keep worrying.