S5 Ep8: Facials and Force Majeures

Carmen swears to John she didn't get a butt lift and never will. Then she talks about recent anti-aging facials which she thinks are dumb, but Carmen will do anything to look younger ON HER SPECIAL. DID WE MENTION CARMEN LYNCH IS SHOOTING A COMEDY SPECIAL (see her website for detes!) Then the duo talk about the difference between therapy and Mel Robbins. (HINT: therapy is talking about your feelings but Mel is about ACTING on them!) Also John can't stand Mel's voice so doesn't listen to her. MOVIE REVIEW: Crap starring Stephen Merchant. Also John gives a WGA strike update including how long he thinks it will go for and why all show business problems can be blamed on Harvard comedy writers. Bitter much? Answer: Yes.