-The Summoning.

And I want a PhD. In something...spacey. like astrophysics. Or engineering. Something that would qualify me to be an astronaught. You want to be an astronaught? Maybe. I thought you wanted to be a DJ. UH. I want to be a DJ in space. For what?! Doesn't matter, Satan. Just make it happen. Consider it done. I'm Not finished. I figured… ________ And! Hands off my offspring, Satan. No untimely deaths, no debilitating diseases; and no country music fans--without providing said child gains a noteworthy career in country music. What? But my kids--no touchy. Any of them ever. They stay with God. Which God? Not you. _____ And I get to keep possession of my soul, until all this is said and done; signed,sealed, delivered. Are you kidding me? Why would I kid around with Satan? Seems dangerous. Mm. So, I keep my soul until everything outlined in this contract is fulfilled. This...is a lifetimes worth of achievements. What's wrong? Devil can't dance? Actually, I'm a very good dancer. Alright then, let's do this. This is...a lot of specifics. I'm going to need some collateral… Collateral? I don't have anything valuable. Why else would I be here?! You have a point. And you have a pointy tail, in real life. Nice flex though. Thank you. Okay look. I don't have anything anybody would want or need; that's pretty much why I summoned you for in the first place. Mm, no I can't be summoned--thats a myth. Mmkay, well then how did you get here? I'm pretty much always around. Oh. Yeah, I uh. Own property in Vegas. Who doesn't? You. Well I want property in Vegas. That's not in the-- Look...harder. ...wow. So if you can't be summoned, how do I have the "honor" of your grotesque presence, today. Well, I pray on the weak. Clearly. I've been watching you for awhile, now. That was you? Amongst others. Like who? You'll see. Huh. Plus, you're pretty cute. Uhhh. Might stay like this for awhile. I could really probably fuck shit up. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.