{Bedtime Stories With Chak Chel}

RIP My Brain. You know what! I was wrong. This man, is, in fact, a father. Wait, he is? DEADMAU5 *shakes head ‘no' DEADMAU5's 9 eotheopian children look nothing like him/-except for Cut to: He goes by the name of SPYDER Really. Spider? SPYDER is a self taught high-level programmer and hacker who has built himself into a fortress.—an absolute feat of technology— in a remote suburb of the bustling metropolitan African city. I've never been to Africa. I beg to differ. Ugh. Huh. SPYDER, apart from his other siblings, looks exactly like his father, despite being half eithiopian. This is racist. It—just— IVE NEVER BEEN TO AFRICA. I wonder why. ——- The Hollywood people: In a nondescript writer's room,' CC' meets with some Hollywood people—to be specific and exact—a room full of white dudes in suits, two white women, a redhead (not gender specific or conforming) one black man, and an Asian woman—probably Japanese or Korean) Of course, a very standard looking white man sits at the he's of the table as leader of the conference—in fact—this man could be Dillon Francis, or perhaps even his duplicate—but you get it, right? It's classic Hollywood. After forcibly intercepting her emails, text messages and calls via THE ILLUMINATI, the Hollywood people have technologically cornered CC into completing the remainder of The Festival Project. ‘CC' appears forcibly via video on a large projector— Hollywood People! What's up! You hacked my life—again. It's amazing how evasive you are when it comes to deadlines. It is amazing. That this exists, at all. You're like the new Dan Harmon. …don't say that. You are though. You're—a lot a alike. Has anyone ever compared you to Dan Harmon? Uh, he comes up a lot. That's not surprising. You're a lot a like. (Everyone agrees entirely.) Should I go ride his dick then, so I can get an actual job in this field? Is that what you want?! No! I want to get a job based on my talent and merit! (The room erupts into Hollywood Laughter) ____ Jimmy Fallon Lifeswitch Jimmy Fallon is at the laundromat for the first time, after being switched into a reality of extreme poverty Oh. ——- (Being trained by Jennifer Anniston and Madonna) Come on! We're on a time crunch! What's that mean! Time for crunches! I honk Madonna runs on love I get halfway up, then I stop Later, I'm gonna be hungry Gotta wonder what I'm gonna eat I gotta stop K He spends his last dollar drying his clothes. Lil bitz I know anime is a big thing— It's a big thing—for little kids. So if I see you with some like, Naruto shit on Or liked a dragon ball z backpack I don't give a fuck how cute you are Or if you're like 45 years old, I'm gonna assume you're a fucking toddler, Laugh, roll my eyes and move on. lol You fucking kiddos! Unpopular opinions. ‍♀️ {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©